Introducing My Bimbos!

Kourtnie got me totally hooked on raising virtual Bimbos online. It sounds completely stupid, but there are two sites where you sign up for a "bimbo" that you then have to turn into a, well, really accomplished bimbo. She has to get a job and a boyfriend and an apartment, and then buy clothes, win challenges, regulate her weight, get plastic surgery, etc, etc, to level up.

The original site is all in French, but it's pretty easy to figure out, even if you have to rely on an online translator. (Hey, at least I'm using my French minor for something, right?) It's at www.ma-bimbo.com, and I think it's way better than its newer English knockoff. Less glitches, better clothes, better games, etc.

This is my French bimbo, CrazySheila. She's on Level 20. I just leveled her up today. It'll take me another month or more to reach Level 21 -- she needs to get about 50,000 more Bimbo Attitude points, and she only gets 1,320 of them a day from her boyfriend and apartment. But that's fine -- I need time to get money together for the dress she'll need to reach one of the next few levels, and it costs 20,000 Bimbo dollars.

I've had my French bimbo way longer than my English bimbo. Honestly, I like the look of the French ones better, anyway. When I first signed up on the English site, it was basically a mirror of the French one, but I guess copyright and such got in the way and they had to completely revamp it. So the English bimbos got a complete overhaul, and they're far more cartoony now. Cute in their own way, but not as sophisticated looking. The English site is at www.missbimbo.com.

This is my English bimbo, conveniently also named CrazySheila. (They're named after a song by Neurosonic, by the way. If you haven't heard of Neurosonic, I strongly suggest checking them out.)

She's only on Level 18, which she'll be on for a very long time. She's training to become a journalist, which will take 16 more days of training. She also needs about 50,000 more Bimbo Attitude points, but she only gets 990 points a day, so it'll probably be another two months before she levels up. But that's okay, since it'll give me time to get the money to buy the 17,000 Bimbo dollars' worth of items she needs to put together a really dumb looking outfit for the next level.

Yeah, I know all of this sounds too dumb to be fun, but it's surprisingly entertaining, and surprisingly not time-consuming. In fact, you can't really spend more than ten minutes or so a day on it before you run out of things to do with your bimbo.

If you're already playing on either site, feel free to add me as a friend.