Anybody wanna let me borrow their credit card?

My gadget wish list:

1. A Blackberry or iPhone or something similar.
I'm on the internet all the time. My life practically depends on it. And while I've got my phone all set up with unlimited internet and such, logging on to a website from my phone is like using a 10-year-old computer on a dial-up connection. It works, but it's not exactly convenient. To really be productive and organized, what I need is the ability to handle emails, keep track of a schedule, make to-do lists, keep lengthy notes, and look things up on the internet from wherever I am, without it taking five minutes for a page to load, even without pictures. Being able to log onto the NIN forums and twitter 24/7 is just a perk.

2. A new iPod.
I recently had a financial freakout, and in a scramble to get emergency cash together I ended up having pretty much no choice but to sell off several non-necessity gadgets, the most missed of which was my 30GB iPod. I don't mind admitting that I cried over its loss.

3. A new computer.
I don't need anything huge and cool and powerful, but I'm currently running my store's music and a few other necessary in-store computing needs on a 10-year-old Hewlett Packard that has, well, seen better days. Running any other program on it while iTunes is playing causes the songs to skip. It's annoying.

4. A bar code scanning system.
What I wouldn't give for the ability to just scan items at my store to ring them up and have a computer track the sales for me. That would be heaven. Of course, that would probably need to come with another new computer and a flat touch-screen monitor, too.

5. An embroidery machine.
*drools*

Anybody wanna let me borrow their credit card?