Happy birthday to Kourt!

So, yesterday (technically) was Kourt's birthday, and as a responsible girlfriend I took her to a local gay bar and got her totally wasted. She got humped by gay boys and felt up a straight girl. If that's not an awesome birthday, I don't know what is. They played SexyBack, too, which we thought was cool.

We also went to the mall and had Chinese food and bought shoes and bought clothes and saw the new Pirates of the Carribean. Then we went out for dinner with my parents, which was cool 'cause they paid.

Maybe I shouldn't blog when I'm drunk. It takes a long time to spell.

Plus, a bunch of people went with me to see my store windows after we left Martha's Vineyard. We almost started a fight with some stupid straight guys.

We have GOT to go out clubbing more often. It's been over a year since I went out. That's sad. No more of that. Next time, though, *I* want to be the one who gets to get all super drunk at the club instead of having to drive home and then get the rest of the way drunk.