Plinky, you sneaky little bastard...

Huh. Weird. I DO have some explaining to do. Plinky, you sneaky little bastard...

I've been absent from my blog. Blabsent? Abslog?

Oh, fuck it.

My last blog post probably gives you a pretty good idea why I've been shunning internet society for a while. I'm slowly feeling better about things. Still, though, my internet mojo (intermojo?) isn't back to full capacity yet. Almost. Well, getting there.

Anyway, since I'm reticent to start sharing a whole ton of over-thought emo musings on how bad life can suck ('cause I know you don't want me to do that to you), I figured I'd explain what I've been doing on my blogging break (blogreak? Okay, seriously, I'll stop now)...

1. I've managed to keep my bimbos alive and thriving. In fact Frenchie leveled up the other day. Now she has to become an architect, which she doesn't have the money for quite yet (she went on some shopping sprees) and which takes, like, a fucking month. I've got news for her, she'll probably get out of architecture school and go to work, find that sitting in a cubicle all day doing everyone else's work without getting any credit for it and not getting paid for the overtime she puts in sucks monkey balls, and then decide to try something else. I have a feeling, though, that the next step on the bimbo career ladder doesn't include waiting tables and tending bar for four years before starting up a boutique and failing at it. That's probably because the programmers who created the site would rather not bum everyone out.

British bimbo is still a couple of weeks away from her target level of Bimbo Attitude, so she's still stuck on level 18.

2. Playing games at iWon. My favorites are Collapse, Alphabugs, and Addiction Solitaire. They're a complete waste of time, and frankly I don't have much hope for ever winning anything there, but it's a great avoidance technique. Who has time to be all forlorn and depressed when your brainwaves are entirely consumed with puzzles?

3. Posting all over nin.com EXCEPT for in the Party Room. Evidently no matter how down I'm feeling, I never lose my desire to argue with people. I've been spending a lot of time posting in Politics and Current Events and checking out what's new and exciting to dump on in NIN Discussion and keeping tabs on the Shitlist. Oh, except when I drink a little it suddenly seems like a more fun activity. Yay, booze!

4. Occasional drinking. Not a lot, but the thought is more appealing lately.

5. Not going to the store much. When I do go, I certainly am not getting much done. Not anything much at all, really. Mostly I just sit there and do the above-mentioned activities in the store instead of at home. Except the drinking. I only do that at home.