I know what you're thinking... Where's the fun stuff?

MY "BUCKET LIST"

Make my business truly profitable.
I mean, sure, it makes me happy. And it makes some money. But ultimately I want to be able to rely on this business as my sole income.

Lose about 100 pounds.
I want to look good at my funeral.

No, seriously, I just want to eventually be a healthy weight. I don't mind the way I look now, but I think it would be nice to be able to shop for clothes without worrying that a particular shirt might make me look pregnant or complain that they don't make nice belts for fat girls.

Sing in a band.
I don't want to make it big as a singer or anything, I just think it would be a kickass hobby. Play shitty local clubs on the weekends and such for fun.

Own a house or a condo.
I'm 33 fucking years old. It's about damn time I started doing those things that adults are supposed to do, like take ownership of a piece of property and turn it into my own little dominion. I just don't want it to have a big lawn. Fuck grass.

Go back to school.
Okay, yeah, I already did that once and got a degree, but I'd like to maybe go back and study something that's useful for my life now. Like get my MBA. Or study fashion design. Or even take some metalsmithing classes. I miss school.

And I know what you're thinking... Where's the fun stuff? Travel in Europe? Meet famous people? Become famous? Jump out of a plane? Climb a mountain?

Eh.

I've already done some cool stuff in my life. Traveled in France a couple of times, sold some artwork to a museum, built houses for families in need in Appalachia, started my own business, etc... What I haven't seemed to be able to do with my life so far is settle down. I feel like it's time.